Too cool, I'll slowly borrow colored paper from the photocopy room to make it happen.

OMG, longest, dongest meeting at work today. My boss, her boss, and my co-worker actually spent a minute talking about how hot one of the students is, and my boss said she loved his tan and bone necklace. What the freak/fuck/fudge?

I hesitated before using the term dongest, as you can imagine, but somehow looking up the word dong at dictionary.com gave me the confidence that it was a legitimate thing to do.

I so don't want to but should attempt to organize, back-up, and reformat my home computer tonight.