"I recently purchased an Apple IIc. Just as soon as I got it in the mail, a mad scientist named Jason Torchinsky (aka Jason IIc) contacted me about his latest Apple II based invention called, "The Crap-O-Phone!" It turns any Apple II (c,e,etc.) into a whaling lead guitar style synth! It's a long pole, mine is orange, with two joysticks (one mounted at either end.) You control the pitch with one end of the device, and the length of the note and execution with the other� genius! He also dug up his old Apple IIe with a special 8 Bit drum sample playback device that lets you play the keys of the computer like a live drum kit."

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