In one, I was at a party and Bradford said that he really didn't like my music, and I was so upset, I slapped the plate of food he was holding out of his hands and against the wall. He also said that Paul didn't like my music either.

Then, I was having sex with this girl I'd just met, but she didn't really exist, so all of these people would just see me masterbating in the woods.

I woke up to the voice of Harrison Ford.