In this one, a cowboy branded his cow with a spray paint tag rather than a heated iron. Then the other cowboys say that he is from New York City.

I just applied for a really great job living at a storage facility as the full time manager. It would be so cool to get paid mega bucks to maintain a storage facility out of my on-site apartment. I am hoping very much that I get this job. I am about to apply for about 20 other jobs, so I'll post my complete list of jobs I've applied to so far when I'm done.

Dad just said ten years watching a warehouse is wasted time. Somehow, he doesn't conceive of all the half-brained art notions exploding out of the core of wasted time.