Then, out of nowhere, a big woman who I have never seen before appears. She starts ripping out huge, irregularly shaped pieces of aluminum foil and slamming the pans down on the line perfectly. Then she said that everyone is acting sick today, because it is raining, and they want to stay home and have sex, and that she wants to make love while it's raining too.

Other than that, I was despondent all day, until, at the last possible opportunity, Raspberry Beret came on the radio.

It made me feel great immediately, because the strings are so good, and they remind me of the lovely Chelsea.

In other news, the song by Seal about how he needs love is the stupidest song played over the radio today.

Now, I shall rest up and maybe acquire a bunkbed from the dorm dumpsters.