- Monday, Sept. 22, 2003 When I took my karate uniform out of my backpack today, there was a dead roach clinging to it. Supposedly, Arnold Swarzeneger once said that a good pump is better than cumming. For me, finding a dead roach on my martial arts uniform is better than cumming. They should make a movie called Teenage Mutant Ninja College Students: The Secret of the Booze. When a woman is dating me, I predict that my three favorite things will be the following. Cooking dinner for each other on alternating nights. Watching cable television together. Doing all the stupidest things together. I keep getting ideas about some gloriously retarded things to do with a partner. |
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