I stuck my penis in a flower, dropped a bowling ball on my foot, and my parents are getting divorced.

I don't believe in anything. I don't believe in myself, I don't believe in you, I don't believe in the hidden space opposite my elbow that has not been touched since 1492.

I went to her wedding and screamed no. I rode on a roller coaster and screamed whoa. I took a psychiatric evalutation and whispered oh.

I don't sleep anymore, because I can't afford to miss my tv show. The tv show won't pop a cap back. It won't undo it's bra strap. It won't race me in a potato sack.

I sleep in a hammock by my great grandparent's graves.