I really hate how these days, the only person who talks to me out of the blue is inevitably someone softening me up to ask me to their bible study. Bibles, bibles, everywhere, and not a drop to drink.

I alienate almost everyone. At least I am getting sick and my rotting corspe will slip off the waterfall at the end of the Earth.

But, before I leave, when presented with the option to hump or dump the rap imposters, I will dump them in pee and stab at them with my butter knife.